Ep. 125 - No Red Flags - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy, Relationships, Parenting

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, right, you know, you ready to be counted in?
0:03.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04.0	Ready in Cinco, Quattro, Trace, Dose, Uno.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:13.0	Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:16.0	Where my mom's with my mom's with my mom's hat.
0:19.0	Where my mom's wearing thongs and bonds hat.
0:21.5	Raise the kids clean and shits, need a long nap.
0:24.1	Where my mom's with my mom's with my mom's hat.
0:26.7	Where my mom's with my mom's hat.
0:30.6	With Christina P.
0:31.8	Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
0:37.0	Hi, moms.
0:39.0	Hi.
0:40.0	I sound like that guy on my TikTok.
0:42.4	He goes, hi, angel.
0:45.3	And he's always on a bicycle.
0:47.3	Hi, angels.
0:48.2	I'm in Orlando, December 17th and 18th.
0:51.7	And then I do the Braia improv January 14th and 15th.
0:55.1	And that's it.
0:56.2	And then I take my special at the Grammar Sea.
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