Ep. 125 Nan Slag

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss their weekends and surviving one socially awkward encounter at a time. They talk anal sex that leads to a hospital visit and how this show literally rendered an old lady unconscious. They also delve into the neighbourhood terror lurking around Vics local community. This week is nothing short of exceptional hilarity we think you'll enjoy. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.2	Simple!
0:52.9	Hello, hello, Laura. Laura's got a massive thumb, and she does not want to.
0:56.2	It's gone with her. It's mysteriously penis-like.
0:59.4	And I think it's broke. I think it's broke! I think I broke it!
1:04.3	But I have it because I can move it. There's nothing you can do for a broken thumb, is there?
1:07.4	What do they do? Strap it up. I imagine so. Give it a little plastic health.
1:11.2	Yeah. And considering the fact that I had a heinous injury on Friday, our freezer is around
1:19.9	16 years old. Yeah.
1:21.8	Chest freezer. It's been a very loyal companion to us. Oh yeah.
1:25.1	It's fucked. It's got on permanent super-freeze because the button fell off, so we can't take off
1:30.2	super-freeze. It's cutting you in the arm of the leg.
1:32.9	Yeah, probably why aren't there fucking energy crisis in the UK because of that bloody freezer.
1:38.9	But like the lip of it that you lift up with, it just keeps chipping off because it's an old girl.
1:45.4	Yeah.
1:45.9	And I lifted it on Friday and a bit of it chipped off and just sliced into my finger and took a massive
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