That sounds borderline illegal.

I love it.

Not quite the rule follower over here, Ian.

No, why?

I was going to say that's a very seventh thing to say.

I'm reading and do a little literary matchmaking with one guest.

Before we jump into today's matchmaking, I've got a hilarious letter from listener

Carrie to share.

Carrie says,

Of the many have to do chores, I dislike grocery shopping the most.

In an effort to ease my pain, I held off on last week's What Should I Read Next episode

so that I could listen to it while I shopped.

Sounds like a solid plan, right?

Well, I was so engrossed with the episode that I mistakenly walked off with someone else's

card.

To make it worse, I accidentally took the card of a sweet grandpa shopping for one.

The look on his face when he found me and returned my card full to the brim for my family

of six was priceless.

Long story short, no more multitasking for me.

Carrie, that email made my day.

Thanks for taking the time to write.

Readers, if you want to tell us about what happened to you while you were listening to What

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