| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash Steel Wars. |
| 0:19.8 | There's a village cinema here, and as an experiment, we are going to take you to see your first ever Star Wars film. |
| 0:29.2 | Yes. |
| 0:29.9 | But it's going to be Rogue One. |
| 0:31.9 | Rogue one. |
| 0:32.7 | And where does this fall in the spectrum? |
| 0:35.5 | You're not to know. |
| 0:36.9 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:54.1 | Well, I wouldn't know anyway, even if you told me. We just want you... This is the whole thing. This is the social experiment. Yes. Just to put someone in that has no idea what's going on for this standalone film. And let's see how well it stands alone. Okay. And I love movies. |
| 0:54.7 | Don't get me wrong. |
| 0:55.4 | You're not trying to... It's not like you're trying to convert someone that's like against fun and... |
| 0:58.8 | I love movies. |
| 0:59.8 | So I'm excited to watch it, but I just have no... |
| 1:03.3 | If there's secret little backstory plot lines going on, |
| 1:07.3 | well, I'll be interested to see what I take from it. |
| 1:12.2 | What's the threat. |
| 1:13.7 | Did they go to 1885, 9-885? |
| 1:15.8 | Where's it? |
| 1:16.8 | Calm down. |
| 1:17.7 | Calm down. |
| 1:18.6 | Tell me what you know about Star Wars. |
| 1:20.2 | Tell me what you think the story of Star Wars is about. |
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