Ep 123: She’s Not A Naked Grandma, She’s My Mother
This Is Important
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 10.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2023
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Today, this is what's important:
Eating styles, poor manners, touching your own shit, White Lotus style, moms, perms, our buzzball bro on Instagram, Adam's groin, eating blood, commercials, Jack In The Box, raisins, milk, school lunch, and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Paper Ghosts is a true crime podcast investigating the mysterious disappearance and brutal unsolved murder of Tammy's Wiki. |
| 0:08.6 | They just kept telling us from the beginning, she'll be back, she'll be back. |
| 0:12.4 | We had no clue where she was, they didn't know where to begin to look. |
| 0:16.0 | Tammy's story shocked the nation. The deeper I searched, the more troubling things I found. |
| 0:22.2 | The best lead, the best evidence, the best witness was blown off. |
| 0:28.4 | Listen to Paper Ghosts on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your favorite shows. |
| 0:58.4 | Listen to Unpacking the Toolbox, a scandal rewatch podcast on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:06.0 | Did you know Lance Bass is a Russian trained astronaut? |
| 1:09.6 | That he went through training in a secret facility outside Moscow, hoping to become the youngest person to go to space? |
| 1:17.2 | Well, I don't know, because I'm Lance Bass. |
| 1:21.5 | And I'm hosting a new podcast that tells my crazy story and an even crazier story about a Russian astronaut who found himself stuck in space with no country to bring him down. |
| 1:32.7 | With the Soviet Union collapsing around him, he orbited the Earth for 313 days that changed the world. |
| 1:40.7 | Listen to the last Soviet on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:48.3 | Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio. |
| 1:53.1 | The show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially important. |
| 1:59.1 | Today on This Is Important, ants on a log, man. |
| 2:03.5 | Woo! That's the snack. |
| 2:05.9 | It's been one week since I ate the string. |
| 2:09.5 | I pooped my pants and put it in the potted plant. |
| 2:13.1 | The crumb shot and took the crumb shot. |
| 2:19.1 | Let's go! |
| 2:23.1 | Oh shit! |
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