What's up? We are back.

There we go. Go for it, Christian. What flavor you got today, bro?

Watermelon grape, number one seller at Alfland.

Number one seller? Watermelon grape?

Yes, Joe. I don't say anything. I'm not. That's surprising. I didn't think that'd be the number one seller. I feel like you could... I feel like you could combine those words to make like a flavor name. Number one seller at Alphaland or everywhere? At Alphan. I think Qusumbermelons number one at vitamin shop. Yeah. Is it 50% watermelon 50% grape? I don't know the split, man. I'm not going to explain science to you. Why didn't you go with grape watermelon? I think to me it's more watermelon than grape. I take it back. No, it's like 50-50. Grape watermelon doesn't sound it's cool. Graper melon. That's what you would do. I know. I would have mixed two words together. I would have come up with something super cool. Water grape. So we went two weeks, or it's been two weeks since the last episode because I found a dog. I haven't seen Joe in like three weeks, I feel. Yeah, because I wasn't on the pod with, y'all had an abil, and you haven't been on since yeah yeah we um have you guys

did you guys even notice that something changed in this room oh shit I didn't at all

the audience can't see what's new because uh shawley is out of town right now so you can't see

this other thing but behind me there's this big old nice slat wall and when started adding the fourth person in, it was just like the window and the black wall. So I had a contract to come in here, invest in money into the podcast, but not doing any sponsors because Joe yelled me. So we got a nice little... You add that light? Or no, one of those? Yeah, these are brand new. Are you going to put one over there? What? Are you going to put one of those yeah these are brand new are you going to put one over there

what are you going to put one of those over there um no I have the plant over there

I got a hair light up there can't use that you know someone didn't get that joke but

because you don't want any hair must be nice no apparently have like a bald spot in the back yeah um all right i don't know would you rather if you have to have a receding hairline or a bald spot in the back way rather have a bald spot you think oh yeah i think i think i'd take the receding hair line no i'd rather be thick here hell yeah but i feel like a bald spot it's like you're ignoring that it's happening because you can't see it yeah it doesn't like stare you in the face you're like that's not the big of a deal but everyone else can see it one day max bro because well I don't think it's it's it's not a bad uh who's the guy that was in the the show that you watched where the two brothers are like beating each other off and shit. Beating each other off? Yeah.

Man, I watch a lot of those.

I know.

You do, I've noticed in pods, you've multiple times described, like, fighting as, like, beating men off of you. Wait, the only show that, when that happens, it was White Lotus? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the guy. Oh, I forgot his name. Patrick. No, like David Goggins or whatever.

There's a guy that was voted like,

like sexiest man alive or whatever,

and his hair lines like fucking back. No, the sexiest man alive is. No one with a huge bald spot in the back is ever. I think it is. No, no, no. No, the sexiest man alive last year. No, not that. It was exactly not that. The guy from the bear got that.

No, I know, but I'm saying this other guy.

He's in righteous gemstones, too. I forgot his fucking name. Super thin hair. Hair goes like back here. Yeah. My point is, or, uh, the angry guy? Yes. Yeah. Oh, it was in fallout. I don't know. Yeah. Yes. My point is there's been multiple guys with like really receding hairlines that are still like that's the sexiest guy?

Apparently, yeah. But I feel't know. Yeah. Yes. My point is there's been multiple guys with like really receding hair lines that are still like That's the sexiest guy?

Apparently, yeah. But I feel like big bald spot in the back. Nope, you're not getting that award. Like that's a. I feel like we should get sexiest guy award. I mean, look at us. I'm thankful my thing hasn't receded. It's just thinned. So when I get the hair transfer.

You still have hair.

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