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🗓️ 21 March 2022
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OFF TOPICS: Bugs: Satan's first ally, The Bible New 52
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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
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0:00.0 | The |
0:07.0 | The Speaking of laughing, you know, someone who hasn't probably laughed in quite a while is our good friend Paul. |
0:35.2 | I have been an award with the B bugs, which is a humorless affair. |
0:39.4 | Oh, my God. |
0:40.3 | The fucking, the fucking, only good bugs is a dead bug, Paul, I feel you. |
0:44.0 | I, by, we have sprayed, we have bombed this house. |
0:47.6 | I, I, to those who don't know, which is everybody, but you two, the wall to our home has been invaded by bedbugs. |
0:56.6 | They're in, and we let them bite. |
0:58.8 | We let them bite. |
1:01.3 | We slept too tight. |
1:03.4 | I've said this before, but I think it's very victim-blamey that we say don't let the bedbugs bite. |
1:08.9 | Like you're letting them do it. |
1:12.0 | It's your fault. You were asking for for it i was on day three of bug battle and i or maybe it was even day |
1:18.1 | one and i was talking to you too and i was like i cannot believe that my grandmother put me to bed |
1:23.5 | so many times and said sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite with utter humor. |
1:29.1 | Like, it was like a sweet thing to say. |
1:31.0 | And what she really was doing was putting all of the blame on me if the bedbugs were to bite. |
1:35.8 | But the only thing I could think of is that that is like a prayer to God. |
1:42.1 | I think it is. |
1:42.9 | Yeah. |
1:43.3 | Yeah. |
1:45.0 | Like God, with all of your infinite power, please stop these bugs from biting my children. |
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