Ep. 1225 - Global Warming Really Did This To Baseball

The Michael Knowles Show

News Commentary, News

4.8 • 28.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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A Dartmouth study blames global warming for a spike in home runs, Ron DeSantis defends the unborn and his 2024 political prospects, and Biden goes soft on a transvestite who attacked a Catholic church. Click here to join the member exclusive portion of my show: https://utm.io/ueSEl - - - DailyWire+: Become a DailyWire+ member to gain access to movies, shows, documentaries, and more: https://bit.ly/3jJQBQ7 Pre-order your Jeremy's Chocolate here: https://bit.ly/3EQeVag Shop all Jeremy’s Razors products here: https://bit.ly/3xuFD43 Get your Michael Knowles merch here: https://bit.ly/3X6tlKY - - - Today’s Sponsors: PureTalk - Get 50% OFF your first month with promo code KNOWLES: https://www.puretalk.com/landing/KNOWLES Good Ranchers - FREE bacon for 1 year! Use code KNOWLES for an extra $20 off your first order! https://www.goodranchers.com/Knowles?utm_source=DailyWire&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=MichaelKnowles Nefarious - NEFARIOUS opens in theaters nationwide starting April 14th. Buy your tickets today at http://www.whoisNefarious.com - - - Socials: Follow on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3RwKpq6 Follow on Instagram: https://bit.ly/3BqZLXA Follow on Facebook: https://bit.ly/3eEmwyg Subscribe on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3L273Ek Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Majorly baseball ratings are up 42%.
0:03.3	Many people are giving credit for the increase
0:06.0	to recent rule changes that have reduced the length of the game.
0:09.9	The pitch clock, tighter-bought criteria, bigger bases,
0:13.7	but scientists at Dartmouth have identified
0:16.3	another potential culprit for the viewership spike.
0:19.7	You guessed it, global warming.
0:22.4	According to the Dartmouth scientists, global warming
0:26.5	has led to an increase in home runs hit across the league.
0:30.9	The scientists have determined somehow
0:33.3	that more than 500 home runs over the past decade
0:37.1	have been due to global warming.
0:38.7	Not due to all of the steroids they're injecting
0:41.1	that make their heads three time their normal size.
0:42.7	No, no, no, no.
0:43.4	It is the sun monster that is causing the home runs.
0:46.9	Now, I am actually not making fun of the study.
0:50.2	It is a clever study.
0:51.7	It's absurd, but it's clever.
0:53.3	The sort of silly exercise that academics sometimes undertake
0:57.9	to demonstrate their methodological prowess and skill
1:02.7	by proving ridiculous points.
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