You know, every now and again, I like to call timeout on all the divisiveness and anger that threatened to tear apart the very fabric of our society by over-emphasizing the irreconcilable differences that sometimes spring up between American patriots and Democrats.

Sure, the patriots want to restore the founding principle of a federal government limited to those few powers enumerated in the Constitution.

And the Democrats want to gut the very body of our republic and then swarm over the hollow corpse of its former greatness to devour the shredded entrails of our freedom, as if the Democrats were really just a bunch of maggots.

Even the straight ones.

God knows there aren't that many of those.

But really, when we stop and think about it, there must be many things that all right-thinking

citizens have in common with Democrats, who clearly want to see the flickering flame of liberty,

swallowed by the grotesquely globular mass of an ever-growing bureaucracy,

which squats feeding like a monstrous leech on the stolen riches of hardworking breadwinners

and creative superior minds in order to sustain its parasitic existence long enough to watch

the ennobling inheritance of struggling centuries reduced to the feculent discharge of its

insatiable hunger for power.

So, for instance, let's just for a moment split the difference between the opinions of decent

everyday Americans and the glowering demonic forces of the left and try to take an unbiased

and objective look at some of Donald Trump's efforts to make America great again and the

Democrats' efforts to,

you know, stop that from happening. For example, in the wake of the disaster that has reduced

Los Angeles to rubble in ashes, Trump has proposed that all the people who live in that area

should be resettled in neighboring countries, while L.A. itself is cleaned up and turned

into the beautiful resort God obviously

meant it to be. No, wait, sorry, that's Gaza. No, that's Los Angeles, right? No, no, it's

Gaza. It's Gaza. Sorry, it was just wishful thinking on my part. Maybe we should move on to another

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