Joe Biden declares victory is on the way against COVID while taking credit for a bunch of stuff he didn't actually do.

The Pentagon attacks Tucker Carlson and Amazon says it will not allow books that contradicts the LGBTQ plus agenda.

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Alrighty. So, last night was Joe Biden's victory lap. It was very slow. I'd take a few

breathers. You got to lie down a little bit. Maybe hit the toilet for a metamusel break. But Joe eventually made it. Yesterday, he signed this enormous $1.9 trillion dollar bill. Now, remember earlier this week when the Washington Post was saying every moment that this bill is delayed, people are dying? So they delayed for like 24 hours so you could sign the bill.

Then, of course, he signed the bill.

And then he left without answering questions because President Houseplant must be protected at all costs.

He's hiding the water stain, guys.

If ever you move to Houseplant, we're all going to see the water stain.

So yesterday President Houseplant signs the bill and then it just leaves because that's what he does now.

Thank you for being here.

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