Ep. 121: The 4th Genius/Fail Spectacular

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It's the week after Labor Day and you know what that means! Time for another episode of One Bad Mother devoted entirely to your most epic listener calls. Join us as we celebrate everyone from the mom who got her baby to eat pureed turkey by squirting it onto a chicken bone to the mom who accidentally left her daughter stranded on her fifth birthday! Plus, three awesome rants. You are all doing an amazing job!

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:19.6	This week on One Bad Mother, it's the Genius Fail Spectacular, where we celebrate you guys and how you
0:25.5	were doing a great job most of the time.
0:28.0	Woo!
0:31.0	Hello Teresa, Hi, Hi,
0:33.3	Hi, Ms. How are you?
0:34.4	Gosh, I'm pretty good, I guess. I have with us today in the studio,
0:41.3	a special friend, his name's Buzz the Foster Dog.
0:45.2	Oh Buzz the Foster Dog.
0:47.3	He's a very sweet scruffy boy.
0:50.4	Jesse met him on a hike and fell so deeply in love with him that he
0:56.8	started sending me like crazy pictures.
0:59.2	Was sure why you're fostering this dog and not keeping this dog.
1:03.0	Because we have two dogs already.
1:06.0	You want another kid too.
1:08.0	You got two kids.
1:09.0	But I feel like, okay, three dogs and three kids.
1:12.9	You will be outnumbered by everything in your house.
1:15.7	It's way too much.
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