Ep. 121 - Sudafed Chronicles Part 1 - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy, Relationships, Parenting

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	All right, Gina, are you ready to be counted in?
0:04.5	I'm ready.
0:05.5	Ready in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
0:34.6	Hi, dudes.
0:35.6	OMG.
0:36.6	I know you guys.
0:39.6	I've been gone for two whole weeks.
0:42.6	I'm going to tell you all about it.
0:44.6	It's been, you know, every, you guys know if you're a parent listening to this, like, feels
0:50.7	like once a month or so or every two months the shit hits the fan with small kids and
0:57.5	man, it's, you know, it's just like waves of sickness and I'm, you know, I got super sick.
1:02.2	So I didn't record for the last two weeks.
1:04.3	So apologies, but I am back.
1:06.2	I am high on Sudafed.
1:08.3	Apparently, if you buy the behind the counter stuff, that's what people make math out of.
1:14.8	And let me tell you, it's been a fun week.
1:16.8	I've been so productive.
1:18.7	I've lost three pounds and I got through Halloween.
1:22.1	Hi on, on, on math, basically.
1:26.4	I'm going to be bummed when this cold is over because it's been really productive.
1:31.6	But first, let's do some business.
1:33.6	I'm, you know, last year I came out as a polyamorous and then this year I came out as bisexual.
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