Ep 121: Sam Jay with Gin & Tonic
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey folks, here we are. We might be drunk. We're bad dumb babies. Oh, say it again. We got Sam J here |
| 0:14.8 | Well, you hate it. What? My pet peeve is like dumb dumb kids. Yeah, yeah, so just kids. No, I think there's kids who like |
| 0:23.8 | You look at them and even if they're doing kid shit kids are gonna do kid shit |
| 0:27.7 | Yeah, but they got like life in their eyes |
| 0:29.7 | And you can tell wheels are turning and they're thinking and then and then there's these dead in the eyes just like dummies |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, and I hate when people bring me those type of kids and want me to engage with them |
| 0:39.7 | Because I'm like I don't there's nothing I could do with this like the kid is dead and I |
| 0:45.9 | You carrying that entire interaction. Yeah, and I already don't really want to interact with the kid now |
| 0:50.8 | I like at least let them be will you never have kids you think I don't think so. No, hmm. But you're in a you're in a serious thing |
| 0:57.6 | And he happened for a while. Yeah, but the kids is it's it's come up or no. I mean, yeah |
| 1:02.5 | But we're like lesbians so you have to do these ways around it. I know |
| 1:05.9 | But that's what I'm saying you have to make so many decisions, and I just don't think we're gonna make them |
| 1:10.2 | That's a good point. You can't it's not like an oops |
| 1:13.0 | That's what I mean is like this man decisions and choices, and I just don't think we're ever gonna get there if you did adopt |
| 1:18.7 | Would you go different race? |
| 1:21.4 | Like my mind well, I won't bother me. All right |
| 1:25.2 | I won't bother me. I used to this joke about how about what's gonna adopt the Chinese baby |
| 1:29.2 | Um, okay, that's how lesbians show that they got money |
| 1:33.0 | People people got mad at me |
| 1:35.8 | Funny people get mad over everything |
| 1:38.7 | For so many people is the audience is get mad? No, like I think people like when I say people get mad |
| 1:44.3 | It's like it's always usually after the joke is out somewhere and then like how dare somebody say that on a Saturday night |
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