Welcome back to The Pod. I have to remember that I'm doing a pod. It's very, it's very surreal

because I'm recording a pod, but I also have this amazing audience with me live in Miami.

So pumped to be here. I literally am obsessed with Miami and I live in a state of delusion,

so I believe that Sirius, my employer, built this for me so that I can spend more time in one of

my favorite cities. And I don't care if that's not true because it's best to be delusional.

I fucking love Miami, you guys. The people, the food, I was actually telling Steve backstage my

favorite Miami story, which is that when I was here a couple years ago, I went to the four seasons

surfside, you know, that place. It's like the best place. It's like literally if heaven doesn't

look like that, I don't want to go. And I went with my girlfriend and it's like really dark and

sexy and we looked across and we saw this guy who was wearing like really tight white pants and

he had like a huge bulge and everyone in the audience is nodding because they're like, yeah,

that's pretty standard for Miami. But I was like, this guy's got his like dick out. Like it's like

huge bulge like these pants are like tighter than the pants I wore in like fucking fifth grade.

And we were like looking over, you know, when you kind of feel like a guy is going to come over

and talk to you, whatever, whatever. And but then he gets up and he leaves and we were like,

whatever, it'd be funny to see who the owner of the big bulge was in the white pants. And

soon after that, a waiter comes over and he has these drinks and I need to get this drink,

this trip. It's like the most amazing champagne cocktail. Oh my god, I still remember the taste. It's

so good. And the waiter was like, Mr. 305 would like you to have these drinks. And I was like,

are you saying what I think you're saying? And he was like, Mr. 305, I said, say his name. He said,

Mr. 305, I said, say his name. And he was like, people would like you to have these drinks.

And I was like, that is unbelievable because it's like, you know, with charity, they say like the

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