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The Massachusetts Institute of Technology,

author known as MIT, reportedly hosted a lecture this week

entitled Is Islamophobia Accelerating Global Warming?

I am not making this up.

The talk was to be given by Goss and Haji,

future generation professor of anthropology

and social theory at Melbourne University.

I am not making that up either.

Now, you may laugh, or mock, or scorn,

or howl like in hysterical hyena,

while rolling on the floor, gripping your stomach

and screaming Goss and Haji,

what kind of a stupid sounding name is that.

Then you may roll over onto your stomach

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