Hello all you're listening to Heaving Bozoms the podcast where two best friends recap the plot of romance novels, while joking,

gaffawing, and taking ourselves very seriously.

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You're not all sleepy self-care though, you're way too well-rounded for that.

With parents like Hera and Dionysus,

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And now we have part one of From Lukov with Love by Mariana Zapata.

Let's do it. Hi, Aaron, we're marching into this.

Hi, Aaron, hello, Aaron, hello, we're marching into this episode.

I just, I feel like, I feel like this is how we just start these now and I feel like we need to start like just taking it down a couple of

notches.

I'm so excited to see your face.

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