American journalists and other human fault are claiming that Democrat men are quote unquote

redefining masculinity.

And no, I'm not making that quote up.

Jen Pizaki, Pizaki, Pizet Pizaki, Pizaki, Pizaki, Pizaki, Pizaki, Passet, and our Passaki Pacheo on MPS, NBC.

And there have been similar headlines in USA Today and other trusted news outlets, or at least

outlets trusted by the same sort of people who think,

okay, this time I'm sure I know which card is the Queen,

I'll bet another $20.

So let's take a look at the Democrat men

these journalists are talking about.

One example is Doug Emhoff,

who will be first gentleman if Kamala Harris wins the election,

which definitely does redefine masculinity,

if by that you mean eliminates it completely.

I mean holy crap it's bad enough to be married to Kamala Harris but now you have to go

to parties and people say what do you do and you're like I'm the first

gentleman and they sort of simper and say, oh, how wonderful

you're redefining masculinity.

But what they're really thinking is,

this poor guy must have a package the size of a mustard seed.

So now you're lying awake at night

in the Lincoln bedroom or wherever, staring at the ceiling and wondering

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