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Thought I'd bring my guitar along for the walk today was yes I noticed. Can I play you a song I just wrote?

Yeah great.

Sometimes I feel in the worst person in the world selfish and boring and everybody knows it.

I'm sick and tired of living in my head it's like a stinky ear from sewer and I really want to dance it.

Yeah I liked party pom pom. Why don't you do another one like that?

I'm bearing my soul.

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Alright thanks Rosie. Let's get back on the road. Alright Mr Hendrix.

I took my microphone and found some human folk. Then I recorded all the noises while we spoke.

My name is Adam Bucston. I'm a man. I want you to enjoy this. That's the plan.

Hey how you doing podcasts? Adam Bucston here. Reporting to you from Guess where?

Yes a farm track. Sure but we're about. Okay the east of England but narrow it down.

Yes that's right we are just outside the first city of Norwich. Alright if you're so clever.

What's the name of my best dog friend who was out on my lockdown exercise walk with me?

No, Schnorbitz was the name of Bernie Winters best dog friend. Mine is called Rosie.

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