Hello! Yes, I've been to see a show. I have actually. I went to go see a West End musical. Imagine my delight. They're singing, there's dancing, the costumes, this stage. It's funny, good dancers, because I'm talking a lot about good dancers at the moment. It takes one to no one. But they, the costumes, the stage. It's funny good dancers because I'm talking a lot about

good dancers at the moment, takes one to no one, but they, the dancers that are really good that

you can't keep your eyes off, what is it? It's star quality, isn't it? And good dancing, I suppose.

I want you sing and, it was Juliet, if you must know. The jokes in musical theatre are bad.

And I don't know why they don't just pay a writer.

I guess because they have to do it, then give commission.

But if they paid a writer of one-off fee, like a new writer, to punch up the jokes.

Ooh, it was a good show, loved it.

But all the jokes you could see coming and they were,

Jaze.

So what I'm saying is, I'll do it on commission next time.

Next time you have a hit musical, don't be afraid to let me have a little go at the dancing

and I'll punch up the script.

Okay, tokey.

This week we've got Michelle just walked.

She started life out as a model.

She's absolutely stunning.

Not that matters is what's on the inside,

and the inside's very nice too.

I didn't actually look into her innards,

but, you know, soul-wise.

And she's been doing comedy for a while.

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