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Good evening New York City. This is very build the blasio. I have a special guest here to announce something that's tragic. It's happened in the

New York City metropolitan area

You're saying that please take the microphone

You never thought

I know that you have been reading social media's it's it's like that like Twitter Instagram stuff like that

I see that my queen my my my save my everything

Cardi B has cast or she has pulled out of the Bruno Mars tour

You know they say because she has very physical reasons you know the thing like such as like to just had a baby

My nigga like if you have a baby do you have a vagina like you should not be working like you should chill

You should do like it doing sweet and land and like take off like a year

You know, I'm thankful for maternity leave anyway

That's not the point the point is that I'm gonna be a Bronx bitch and I'm gonna step in and I'm gonna save the world

You know why because me and baby Bruno Mars a K Victor double-decker boy is going to do our own tour

It's gonna be lit. It's gonna be a western beef. It's gonna be a stopping shopping be plaza

You know what I'm saying? We got a croissant a park date, you know saying Stevie B

You know saying it's open for us. So it's gonna be fucking lit

You know saying so please pull up tickets is five dollars you get a free hot dog

You know saying and I kind of when you when you pull up you know saying so I let you girl

You know say this episode one twenty but they got boys the most dangerous pockets every in the world

You know saying please do not forget to cut the tickets, okay?

Stay in touch go on but they get sushi. They might pop up. You never know how to girl

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