I was standing inside my walk-in closet. I had just gotten out of the shower. I had my underwear on,

and I'm standing looking at all of my clothes, the door behind me, trying to figure out what I was going to

wear. When my six-year-old comes into the walk-in and says, mom, why is your butt touching your legs? And I turned around and said,

excuse me? And she said, well, yeah, as she reaches out with her little innocent fingers and pokes me in the bum and says,

Why is your butt laying on your legs, mom?

Well, because, honey, that's what happens when you have children.

Your butt decides that it's tired.

It's really, really tired of running around chasing children,

and it just wants to lay down. And then I looked at her and I said, aren't you happy? Your

bum doesn't touch your legs? And she's yeah mom i'm really happy and i said you know

what mom works really really hard for her butt to look as good as it does and i am proud of the

way that my bum looks and you know what it's okay that my butt touches my legs and you know what

girl someday yours will, someday yours will too.

Someday yours will too.

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