Some dude that was fucking sleeping with a fox. And I said, you can get a fox from the fucking woods to fucking wear a harness. And this motherfucker is walking a fox to the Starbucks. I mean, it's a fox. Hello, everyone. Hola, my amigos. You're listening to, oh, my God. Hi, I'm God de Dios. With me, George Lopez. Because you know what? Let do the show. Because you're going to go to that dry clean by Keith Phelps. He paredo, spoiled paul. You know what George is? Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. What's his name? George. George Lopez. George Lopez. Oh my God.

OMG.

Oh, I'm G. Hi.

Oh, my God. I...

You probably know me better than anybody over the last 20 plus years.

Three years, yeah.

When I'm not here, I never talk that much in a row.

No.

Like, we talk for 40 minutes or even 10 minutes or 15 and you're being, you know,

remotely amusing or whatever anybody thinks, but I'm being honest, 100% honest.

Just say the least.

And I've never been allowed to be honest.

In the beginning, you don't know that when you're more successful, they're going to ask you to be less of you and more like somebody they want, or at least that's what it was for me. How about that? But I, no, I'm not sure. You know, I don't, uh, well, I got a, I play, yeah, I don't know what to say.

I mean, I think I, I learned a lot in the first show, but also I had good people looking after me.

That allowed me not to be crazy because, you know, Rosan goes crazy or Brad Butler, they go crazy, comedians go crazy.

And Andrew Dice Clay had the

whatever the guy bless his house that was a pretty good show yeah great show and he he

called Les Moonbiz on the weekend to complain about Bruce and the and Les Moonbids

canceled the show and that show was doing well because it's not worth the headache

oh man but you know television has been on a long, long time.

And when you look at the characters or people who have survived,

a lot of them maybe weren't even on very long.

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