Ep. 12—At Hogwarts, Diary Writes You
The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club
Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2016
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I just had a swig of Pollygease potion, and we'll be performing this episode as Garrison Keeler. |
| 0:11.0 | You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club, where all the Gryffindores are strong, all the Ravenclaw's good-looking, and all the Hufflepuffs strictly average. |
| 0:21.6 | St. Potter, the Mudblood's friend, he's another one with no proper wizard feeling, |
| 0:27.6 | and people think he's Slytherin's air. |
| 0:30.6 | I wish I knew who it is. I could help them. |
| 0:35.6 | But I know one thing. Last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a mudblood died. |
| 0:42.3 | So I bet it's a matter of time before one of them's killed this time. |
| 0:46.3 | I hope it's Granger. |
| 0:51.3 | I'm Heather Pricewright. |
| 0:53.3 | And I'm Alex Dalletberg. |
| 0:55.7 | Not Garrison Keeler. |
| 0:56.6 | Not Garrison Keeler. Sorry, guys. |
| 0:58.7 | That's a good impression, though. I liked it. |
| 1:00.5 | It was all right. |
| 1:01.6 | Polly Juice potion doesn't exist. |
| 1:04.0 | In this book, boy, does it. |
| 1:07.4 | Transformations a plenty. |
| 1:09.8 | We are reading Harry Potter |
| 1:11.1 | and the Chamber of Secrets |
| 1:12.2 | Our chapters today are |
| 1:13.9 | the Apologies Potion |
| 1:15.1 | and the very secret diary |
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