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Life, they say, can change in an instant. A phone call or a car crash or a chance encounter can turn everything upside down.

For the people of Rokeport, a forgotten town in the forgotten corners of the forgotten realms, life changed the instant they came to town.

No one in Rokeport had seen a minivan before, and when four dads from another world emerged from within it, searching for a boy named Terry Jr., the town's folk kept their distance.

Rokeport, you see, had troubles of its own. The streets were dark and silent, an ominous tower loomed over the town, and the children, once the pride and joy of Rokeport, were gone.

The people of Rokeport lived by one simple rule, do not talk about the man in the tower, but these dads were insistent, even charming.

One of them, a man named Ron Stampler, who claimed to be Terry Jr. Stepfather, so delighted the town's folk with his observational stand-up comedy that soon their hearts were lifted, and their secrets came spilling forth.

The dads learned of the man in the tower, a vampire who had put Rokeport's children in his thrall. Soon one of these children came a knocking, and the dads barely escaped with their lives.

They found refuge in the hut of a garden which, and as they plotted their next move, the dads saw something that shook them to their very core.

They saw Terry Jr. atop the tower, standing next to him was the man. It was a man Ron Stampler knew, a man whose face had haunted his dreams, a man named Terry Sr.

Life they say can change in an instant, for Ron Stampler that instant has come.

I'm Will Campos impersonating Aaron Manky, and this is Dungeons and Daddies.

Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, sometimes a D&D podcast about four dads.

Wait, what?

Sometimes a D&D podcast?

Shit.

I mean, actually, that's actually, yeah, it's pretty sure.

At this point, sometimes a D&D podcast about four dads from our world, flung into the forgotten realms and the quest rescue of the last son's.

My name is Freddie Wong.

I play Glenn Close, the Bard of the group, and also one of the dads.

And this week's dad fact, Freddie's on it today.

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