Presidential candidate Kamala Harris has selected mostly peaceful Minnesota Governor Tim

Walls as her running mate. Mostly peaceful walls won the spot after Kamala rejected

Pennsylvania Governor Joshua Shapiro.

The rejection of Shapiro was not due to anti-Semitism,

according to DNC spokesman Mohammed Ahmad Ahmad

Ahmad Ahmad.

Akbar said Kamala was just worried Shapiro might be mistaken for a Jew by Democrats and other people who don't like Jews.

Shapiro had tried to circumvent the issue by changing his name to O'Connor and publicly eating a ham and cheese sandwich

but his efforts failed when Democrat operatives discovered an op-ed he had written in college in which he said a Palestine Israel two-state solution

might be difficult since everyone in Palestine has sworn to murder everyone in Israel.

Between bites of his ham and cheese sandwich, Governor O'Connor apologized for the op-ed,

saying he had written it when he was young and still believed honesty was the best policy.

He also apologized for serving in the Israeli defense forces under the mistaken impression

IDF stood for International Disney Funhouse and he apologized for

praying in Hebrew saying he could have sworn it was Latin. But after much

thoughtful deliberation Democrats still felt there was just

something a little jooey about the guy and sent him home saying his integrity

would be returned to him at a later date if they could find it.

So, the position fell to mostly peaceful Tim Walls,

who earned his nickname after allowing Minneapolis to burn to the ground

during the mostly peaceful George Floyd riots.

Governor mostly said he would have sent the National Guard into Minneapolis sooner,

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