Ep. 1191 - The Joke's On SNL After Woody Harrelson's Brutal Monologue
The Michael Knowles Show
The Michael Knowles Show
4.7 • 29.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Three years ago, you probably only heard skepticism of the COVID regime on this show. |
| 0:06.7 | Maybe a handful of others, maybe from your crazy conservative uncle. Within the last year or so, |
| 0:13.7 | you may have heard COVID skepticism from your center right or maybe even center left friends. |
| 0:21.9 | Now you are hearing it during the opening monologue on Saturday Night Live. |
| 0:27.8 | This country seems so divided, beautiful, ugly, black, white, blue, red. |
| 0:34.8 | I love everybody. Maybe because I'm a redneck hippie. |
| 0:40.0 | You know, the red in me thinks you should be allowed to own guns. The blue in me thinks squirt guns. |
| 0:48.4 | So I'm red and blue, which makes purple. So the movie goes like this. |
| 0:54.0 | The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians |
| 1:01.1 | and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes. |
| 1:05.2 | And people can only come out if they take the cartels drugs and keep taking them over and over. |
| 1:12.6 | I threw the script away. I mean, who is going to believe that crazy idea? |
| 1:18.1 | The enforced to-do drugs? I do that voluntarily all day long. Anyway, |
| 1:26.0 | my favorite part of Woody Harrelson's bit, which is broadly this long drug joke, |
| 1:31.6 | but within it is this brutal joke about how COVID was just completely insane and bogus. |
| 1:38.7 | My favorite part was the audience reaction. Because later on they left, but in that little COVID bit, |
| 1:45.6 | they're almost totally silent. Liberal New Yorkers were trained for three years to take COVID super |
| 1:52.2 | duper seriously. Now it's being presented to them as a joke. Some of us knew from the beginning |
| 1:59.0 | that pretty much the whole thing was bogus, but they did not. And now we're finding out that the |
| 2:04.4 | so-called conspiracy theorists were right all along. That fact is so obvious that they are now joking |
| 2:11.3 | about it on Saturday Night Live. The ruling elite screwed up our lives over nothing. |
| 2:17.2 | And in the audience's defense, it's tough to accept that something we believe to be so serious |
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