Ep. 119 Unarius: Heaven Was a Jimmy John's

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

We're back with an extra long, extra funny, and extra palate-cleansing episode this week. Join us as Paige takes Mando and Andrea through the history of Unarius and their absolutely insane leaders, outfits, and beliefs. What started as a man's dream of opening a space library has become one of the best known, but rarely talked about, cults in American history. So hop up into our ship and we'll fill you in on the way to El Cajon. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm
0:04.0	Paige Wesley and with this we have Andrea Gazetta and we have got another great episode for you
0:11.2	it's Paige's week and it is the palette cleans
0:14.3	all pallets it is very fun very informative and oh my gosh I lose my
0:20.9	goddamn mind I broke Armando just like he broke me with the flat earth.
0:26.3	It's one of the first times it's actually ever happened.
0:30.9	But before we get into it we have got some news and reviews.
0:35.0	The first bit of news is that we have a Patreon now.
0:38.0	Yay!
0:39.0	Get it, girl.
0:40.0	And you will learn in this episode why it is so important to give to our
0:44.0	Patreon so that we can do some of the worst things that the humanity has never
0:48.6	asked for. Once you listen to this episode it'll make a little bit more sense.
0:53.6	So that Patreon is Patreon.com slash cold podcast.
0:57.5	Which is five dollars a month to get access to our speculation zone episodes,
1:01.0	which this week we did one on...
1:03.0	Witchcraft and pop culture.
1:04.6	Yes, so you can get that, plus all of our other episodes that we've put out so far.
1:09.7	You also get a shout out on the Main Feed Show. So yeah, we've also got a bunch of other
1:14.5	tears that you can choose from that have varying amounts of different awesome
1:18.7	rewards so please go check it out. Our next thing is that we have another five-star review. This review comes to us from
1:26.5	Todd Awesome. Oh hey Todd! And it says simply perfect. If you don't love this show, there is something wrong with you. It's informative and hilarious.
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