What's up guys? Welcome to relatable. Happy Friday. There are so many things that we could talk about today. We did our news episode on Wednesday. Like we always do. We did our theology episode on Monday. Like we always do.

And hope you enjoyed both of those. But today I just wanted to do a more lighthearted one. We typically do some kind of interview on Friday or we do.

Like a rundown again of something that's happened in the news. We could talk about the molar press conference and how he said that in their report they couldn't say that Trump didn't commit a crime and all the craziness surrounding that but it's Friday. I don't want to talk about that. You've probably heard enough commentary on that if you're even interested in it. So I want to talk about things that I have learned while I'm pregnant because if you did not know I am pregnant. And I am less than a month away. It depends on what you see as a

month. Like four weeks. Okay. I'm about four weeks away. But I'm technically less than a month away from my due date. That's actually part of my first point that I learned about pregnancy. So I'm going to go through the things that I've learned. I would love for you guys to message me. Email me if you have been pregnant before and tell me the things that I need to add to this list. The things that you have learned because I learned a lot from you guys. I learned a lot from your messages on Instagram.

About what I need to look forward to, what I need to be wary about in pregnancy and birth and all that stuff. Now, if you don't want to hear about pregnancy, I'm not going to get

graphic. Don't worry about that. But if you don't want to hear about pregnancy, if you don't want to hear about child bearing and all that

stuff, then this is not the episode for you. But if you're interested whether or not you plan to have children or whether

or not you've had children, then this could be an entertaining episode for you because this is just like my

opinion on things. This is not any kind of like expert analysis. I'm not going to go to any sources. Anything I've

read. This is just like Ali's mind thinking about the things that she has learned during this these eight

months or so of gestation. So first, the first thing that I have learned during pregnancy is that pregnancy

is really long. You hear you've heard for your entire life that pregnancy is nine months. That's a lie. They lie to

you when they say that pregnancy is nine months technically. It is nine months. But if you think of a month like you think

of four weeks, then you are going to be sorely disappointed at the end of every four weeks because you're going to

realize that that doesn't really correspond with how many months you are because actually what I learned didn't know this

just in everyday life. Actually, what I've learned is that the average month is like 4.33 weeks or something. So it's like four

weeks and some change. And so you're not actually pregnant for nine months in the sense that you're not pregnant for

36 weeks because if you think of a month like four weeks for every month, then that's only 36 weeks. But you are pregnant

for 40 weeks, sometimes more than 40 weeks, which is a lot longer than you think. So if you're in your pregnancy, you're trying to

calculate how many months you are. Just don't do it. Just think of your pregnancy in weeks rather than in months.

So you don't keep on getting disappointed. Another thing that I've learned about the length of pregnancy is that

you think that you sound like a lot farther along than you actually are. Like I remember thinking that, oh, I'm 20 weeks pregnant.

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