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🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | We all have a fire inside us. It gives us energy and spirit to do the things we love. |
0:06.1 | Every morning we get to feed that fire and set ourselves up for the day with a warming and |
0:11.1 | satisfying bowl of Quaker Oats. Because when we feed it right, when it's fully ablaze, |
0:18.1 | we can take on anything the day might bring. Feed more than just your body. Feed the fire |
0:26.7 | inside. Quaker Oats. |
0:30.0 | It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum. No topic is all the limit for these |
0:38.7 | potty mouths found months. So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth. Bad |
0:44.7 | saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your oof. No holes bothered. Oh hello, our puppets. |
0:54.3 | Oh hello, Laura. I was just saying how much I bloody missed you. Oh, miss you always, love. |
0:59.3 | I don't like these long prolonged gaps between us talking. What are we going to do when I go to |
1:03.6 | Thailand? That's two weeks, Victoria. I have actually thought about I don't know what I'm going to do. |
1:10.0 | We can try and do a zoom from Thailand. We get a different country to do. And I find that really hard. |
1:16.8 | Oh, you'll be having a great time. I'm so jealous. I don't want to go away. Anyway, how are you? How |
1:21.8 | was your holiday? Yeah, yeah, we're all right. You know, everyone survived. I'm now. Did you go down |
1:32.2 | the water slide? Oh, oh, I went down the, oh, God, the white water slide. Yeah, fucking out. So |
1:39.6 | like it was it was Elliot and R nephew. And they were like, no, honestly, it's until all right, |
1:46.1 | it's absolutely fine. It does. It's not that bad. This one, I promise you. And you're like, |
1:52.7 | why are you being so fucking nice? It makes me feel uncomfortable. And then I, my ass literally |
1:59.3 | took off from the slide. And they both went, it's like, I want to try to do it. |
2:03.8 | I like my legs just fucking catapulted apart because of the sheer velocity of the water. |
2:10.8 | Yeah, my my labia just flops straight out. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, of course, I plot. I doll up |
2:18.0 | like a wet shit into the bottom of the the pool. And I stood up and like, there was water up my nose. |
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