Sadly, the President of the United States has passed away.

But on a happier note, he says he's still running for re-election.

President and Veenel House Plant Joe Biden announced yesterday

that though he was now dead, only God Almighty could remove him

from the presidential race.

God Almighty announced that he already had removed him

from the presidential race by bringing him

before his throne of judgment judgment where they would soon discuss

that 10% he'd been receiving from Hunter's influence peddling business and by the

way none of this there's no evidence crap in the New York Times was going to work with him because he was omniscient.

And frankly, he didn't even have to be normally

anition to know enough not to get his so-called news

from the New York Times.

Biden responded that he was not going to allow elites like God to push him around, saying,

quote, I beat Donald Trump once and I was hardly alive even then, sitting around in my basement watching the mold grow,

wearing a mask for some damn reason. A lot of good that did me.

And sure, we had to change all the voting rules and let illegal immigrants and small animals and even some insects send in their ballots

before I could win, but don't forget the insects were required to show photo ID.

I don't see why I shouldn't be able to campaign the same way while I'm dead and run the country just as well as whoever is running it now."

The President's death became undeniable after a debate with Donald Trump during which

Biden responded to questions by lying motionless on the floor and not breathing

while Rigger Mortis set in. The White House Press Corps was furious about the

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