Ep. 1186 - The Holy Crap Debate

The Andrew Klavan Show

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4.8 • 22.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, the good news, Donald Trump won the debate. The bad news is we have no
0:05.8	commander-in-chief and I can't speak Chinese, but on the positive side if the
0:11.2	Chinese do conquer America at least all knows running the country.
0:17.0	You know I usually start the show with a satire. I'm going to put the satire at the end of the show.
0:21.0	We will get to it, but I'm going to put it at the end of the show because I think we all want to get right to discussing that insane debate.
0:28.0	And for another thing, my satires, even my satires, cannot be as funny as the fact that this country, which was once
0:36.8	led by George Washington and Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan, is now being run by this guy.
0:44.0	Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person
0:48.0	eligible for what I've been able to do with the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with,
1:00.0	what, if we finally beat Medicare.
1:05.0	Hopefully it will soon be run by this guy.
1:10.0	We're going to win at every level. We're going to win economically, we're going to win with the economy, we're going to win with military,
1:20.0	we're going to win with health care and for our veterans. We're going to win with every single facet.
1:25.6	I missed this.
1:31.6	My old my. what a wonderful day.
1:34.1	We're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning.
1:37.6	Yay!
1:39.6	You say, please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore.
1:45.0	I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.
1:48.0	I feel pretty and witty and gay.
1:50.0	We have to keep winning. We have to win more. We're going to win more!
1:54.0	We're going to win more! The Trump happiness montage is back.
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