Ep 118: We Might Be Garbage (Kevin Ryan & H. Foley of Are You Garbage?)

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join Mark Normand and Sam Morril to set your St. Patrick's Day week off right. We get real Garbage with Dew-Garitas and Cheddar Bay Biscuts. Find out if Mark and Sam Are Garbage and if Foley and Kevin are drunk. Spoiler Alert, yes. Bartender Mic didn't turn on, so please forgive the lack of audio fidelity when he talks. Mark Normand: http://marknormandcomedy.com/ Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/shows H. Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/?hl=en Kevin Ryan: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/?hl=en Are You Garbage Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage/featured *Important Links* Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com/shop Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod http://www.bodegacatspirits.com Support the show by going to sheathunderwear.com & use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order. Visit http://athleticgreens.com/DRUNK for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D Support the show by going to https://Zocdoc.com/DRUNK & download the Zocdoc app for FREE. To get $5 off your Magic Spoon variety pack, click this link: magicspoon.com/DRUNK and use code DRUNK at checkout Recorded at Gotham Production Studios aka Gotham Podcast Studio. Edited and produced by Matt Peters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:03.7	Yeah
1:05.7	Folks we're here. We might be garbage
1:10.3	Yeah, we all are we're drinking on the day. This is the St. Paddy's day extravaganza with the are you garbage guys?
1:17.6	I love it. I'm excited. Oh, yeah, you you guys are must be some some Mick
1:23.1	Hell yeah line Irish Catholic trash. Uh-huh. Wow. Although my mom did do a 23 and me a couple of years ago
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1:43.4	30 waps might have been some hanky-panky going on. Oh
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