Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take poppy shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO! Mark Marin stops in and guess what? We learned the stupidest thought anyone has ever had! Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I am Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

We've got a delightful guest with us this week, Jordan

I know that every week when we have a guest I tell you that I'm excited about the guest

Here's God's own truth, usually I'm lying

No, sure

How excited can I really get it?

You get the listeners can't see it but every time he does the we've got a great guest this week

He's making the jack-off motion

Exactly, I mean that's the thing a lot of people don't know

Actually, a surprising amount of the show I'll be making the jack-off motion

So people think that this is a surprisingly kind of sincere fun show

No, it's spiteful, it's angry

The problem is that you can't tell when I'm being sarcastic

Exactly

Everybody in the studio can

Like, let's say the other day I was talking about how I get super pumped when I listen to you drop the ball on me by the gap band

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