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The Andrew Klavan Show

Ep. 1174 - Don't Worry, Be Miserable

The Andrew Klavan Show

The Andrew Klavan Show

News Commentary, News

4.822.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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On Good Friday, despair abounds as sex, government and the internet work together to enslave us. Fortunately, my Easter message will really tick you off. Click here to join the member exclusive portion of my show: https://utm.io/ueSEd Ep.1174 - - - DailyWire+:
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0:00.0

The Daily Wire has exclusively obtained a newsletter from the office of Joe Biden's national intelligence director.

0:07.0

Joe Biden, or as he's sometimes called the big guy, is of course you know the rhododendron currently running the free world on behalf of the Chinese

0:15.4

Which is only fair since they've paid him a bundle in bribes

0:27.8

His director of National Intelligence is Avril Haynes whose pronouns or are Wang See-co-Mao-Soy-Fang-Fang-Chu, and who served under CIA Director John Brennan, a communist, when the President was Barack Obama, an anti-American globalist.

0:33.4

But not to worry, during her confirmation hearing,

0:35.8

DNI Fang, Fang reassured Congress

0:38.1

there were only some areas where she wanted

0:40.6

to cooperate with the Chinese,

0:42.1

like in collecting the big guy's money and

0:44.1

depositing it in one of his 20 shell companies. So he has plausible deniability

0:48.8

while he's handing our border to Mexican cartels who kill Americans with fentanyl, then launder their profits with the Chinese mafia inside the US.

0:57.0

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, according to the Daily Wire's Crack Investigative reporter, Spencer Crack,

1:04.0

DNI Fang's office puts out a newsletter called the Dive, DIVEE,

1:09.0

which guides the FBI, CIA, and NSA

1:12.0

on matters of diversity, equity, and inclusion,

1:14.1

so that our intelligence officers can better keep America free for the

1:18.8

untraceable banking of Chinese bribes.

1:21.2

According to DNI Fang Fang's newsletter, when American intelligence officers are reporting

1:26.2

on terrorist threats, they should stop describing, I'm not making this up, they should stop

1:31.3

describing the terrorists with phrases that may be

1:33.9

hurtful to Muslim Americans. Now the Daily Wire's Crack reporter Crack has

1:38.6

also obtained secret files that describe a real life incident in which DNI's DIEIE helps CIA FBI and NSA

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