Well, both Joe Biden and Donald Trump have clinched the nomination of their parties to run for re-election,

which means historically this will be the longest general election in history between a pair of candidates too old for the job who no one wants to see run again

except those Republican voters who love Donald Trump and those Democrat voters who feel

well at least Biden is not a goggolide socialist lunatic like every other Democrat, but only a senile semi-dead man

being used like a ventriloquist dummy by a cabal of gogolide socialist lunatics who hope they can

destroy American freedom before anyone realizes

they're holding Biden upright by a shirt sleeves like in weekend at Bernies

although in this case Bernie is the gogalide socialist holding Bernie up

because Bernie is Joe and Joe is Bernie.

With a Biden Trump rematch bearing down on us like a locomotive

an America tied to the tracks screaming,

help, help, in a high-pitched voice

in the hope some Canadian Mountie will rescue her,

which seems unlikely since the Canadians are now a bunch of left-wing fascists,

corporate media outlets are assigning their best journalists to cover the all-important beat of what Trump will do

in their hysterical womanish imaginations if he's re-elected.

For instance, CNN's Van Jones, reporting from his womanish imagination, said, quote,

if Trump is reelected, Russian troops will march across Western Europe in my womanish

imagination until the whole world is as hysterical as I am.

Trump will imprison his political opponents and destroy democracy, which is why we have to put

Trump in prison and let people vote by simply driving by the polling place and shouting

Joe Biden's name out the window or what sounds to me like Joe Biden's name even if

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