But first, let's set the mood.

Welcome back to the Taylor's Tech Tech podcast, ladies and gentlemen.

Man, I just wish all three of us could be together for this one.

But anyway, some people.

I guess we've got to do it remotely.

How are you guys doing?

Doing it live!

We're doing it live!

I'm doing really well.

I'm super excited to be in the middle of this show, quite literally and figuratively.

And Craig, thanks for watching.

Isn't that a cool? I actually feel like I could be like, hey, how are you doing today? Because you know how

Nick likes to pretend he's looking at you? Hey, Nick. Hey, how are you? I don't know what side you're on right now,

but hi. I don't know. Something about today makes me feel closer to you. Aw, thanks.

Well, did it make us feel closer by the fact that we had the shortest Apple event of all time today?

I was a little surprised, but I wasn't super surprised.

As the event was kind of, we're getting to the Mac Mini, and then we got to the MacBook

Pro, I was like, yeah, we're not having anything else at this event. And then, you know, the standard. You couldn't believe it at first. No. I could not. He was, he was cutting to Tim Cook, and he was like, okay, now we're getting ready for the next transition. This is the next stage of the event. And then he gets up and just starts getting more vague and more vague.

And we're like, we had such a great day.

And like, ooh, look at that pan because they're about to introduce tags and like, look

how far away or something.

Didn't happen.

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