Hello and welcome to episode 117 of what most people think the show comes at

things from what you're compared to the rest of the comedy industry maybe from

a slightly more conservative background you know but we seek to get to the

heart of what most normal decent people are thinking about a big subjects of

the week and I am back after a week off I still delivered an episode with Rachel

Parris which vast majority of you really enjoyed some of you said that it was a

bit general well I can assure you that this week's show will not be general

there is so much that's been pissing me off in the last week you know I mean

almost that's a break my that I almost had to come back well it's going up

early is the bottom line for this episode if you want a sort of early gauge of

how ranty I'm feeling this is going up on a Tuesday okay that is I think that's

a record that was how much I promise my wife will want one last week but

literally by yesterday I was like I'm doing it tomorrow babe because I mean

first up we had this thing yesterday on Monday which is the head teacher sort

of telling adults not to use the word woke and basically you know just get

behind the kids doesn't matter how sort of misinformed some of their

apprehensions are about the problems in society just just support the kids

that's all we need to do apparently we don't need to set them straight or maybe

give an alternative you to the ones that their teachers are suggesting to them

now just just stop using the word woke and support the kids I'm also going to

mount a slight defense of the Tories here because I know at the moment they're

kind of getting a 24 7 kicking and in many cases it is deserves but I think that

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