The Joe Biden campaign team is ramping up its efforts to re-elect the president.

They've already sent out official emails informing Biden that he's president, he's running for

re-election, and his name is Joe Biden.

They've removed the illegal classified documents from his basement,

so there'll be more room for him to hide down there,

and they're returning the influence peddling money he took from the Chinese,

so the Chinese can pay scientists to develop a new virus that will give

Biden an excuse to hide in the basement where he can wander around aimlessly

wondering what happened to all his classified documents. Meanwhile one campaign

worker has been assigned the job of compiling a list of

Biden's accomplishments, which mostly involves tapping his pencil against a pat of

paper and scratching his chin. The Daily Wire has acquired the first cut of an early campaign commercial in which the president

looks sincerely into the camera and says, quote, four years ago, I promised to unite this country by extending the hand of goodwill to

crap-faced maggot Nazis who want to destroy democracy.

But we have to stay the course.

We can't just run away in humiliating chaos like we didn't Afghanistan.

Otherwise, Donald Trump might get back in office.

And sure, Trump had a great economy at home and a peaceful world abroad.

But he was mean to journalists and after all their people too.

And look what he did to our border.

During his last month in office,

17 illegal aliens were released into our country and we still haven't found them.

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