Harvard University President

President Claudine her position

because even though she's an untalented, small-minded, plagiarizing,

vengeful, and conniving anti-Semite,

she's black, so that's okay.

Black Miss Gaye came under fire after her recent testimony

to Congress when she gave the wrong question

to the answer, hey, let's slaughter the Jews

by saying, what is freedom of speech.

She then chose toxic philosophies for 200 when the only category left was 80's

romcoms, then bet all her winnings on finaly and was forced to leave her answer blank

when the category turned out to be useful information.

Miss Gay, who is black, also became the center of controversy when journalist Chris Rufo

revealed that lengthy segments of her PhD thesis

had been copied from other works like Mind Comp and the protocols of the Elders of

Zion thus violating Harvard's anti-plagirism policies.

The Harvard Corporation issued a statement saying, quote,

today we unanimously stand behind Black Claudine Gay

because she is not only black but also gay or at least named gay

that we have yet to receive fully documented proof of her sexual deviance.

Miss Gay's black gayness makes her a perfect representative of our DEI policies.

She represents diversity because she believes the same things as everyone else at

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