Hi, it's Marvin Keith and Taze from the Free Shot Tequila Podcast.

We are currently brought to you by NHS Blood and Childs Blood, delivering an important message.

We urgently need more blood donations from people of black African, black Caribbean and mixed

ethnicity.

We're not all family, but many of us share the same blood.

Our blood can better treat patients with sickle cell and other laughing and diseases,

most common in people of black heritage.

The power to treat sickle cell is in our blood and making a donation is quick and easy.

That's a good blood.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Athletic Olmints.

I hope your Hoover Bag Drawers well stopped and your stair carpet plump and de-gritted.

Imagine if you can that you are receiving a relaxing back massage at your local High Street

Wellness Centre.

Sitar music is playing in the background and the smell of exotic essential oils is drifting

around the room.

You can feel the stress and tightness leaving your body.

You close your eyes and imagine you are lounging on a sandy beach in Mauritius.

Suddenly the door of the room bursts open.

It is the owner of the spa, a squat-rotoned plot of a man wearing only football shorts

and cowboy boots.

Oh yeah, fat again out here quick, the cops are on the way for a raid for money-large

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