Ep. #116 - What If Chupacabras Have Sharp Fangs And A Humanlike Fist?

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

In the mid '90s reports of a strange creature killing livestock and sucking their blood travelled across Puerto Rico. Animals would be found dead in the morning, with three puncture wounds in their chest, and no blood in their bodies. Then came the sightings of beast unlike no other. Reports of how it look vary, but the death it leaves behind does not.

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0:00.0	Sharp, savage teeth, hairless, gray skin, and a human like fist.
0:07.1	Sharp, savage, teeth, hairless, gray skin, and a human like fist.
0:13.9	Sharp, sharp, sad.
0:16.8	Why did she read it like that?
0:19.2	Why that news reporter lady a rapper and she don't even know that?
0:24.3	Bars.
0:25.4	Bars.
0:25.9	The news reporter bars.
0:27.2	Bars.
0:27.7	Sharp. Savage. Hairless.
0:31.1	Teeth. Fangs. Ouch.
0:33.5	Killed.
0:34.7	My cow.
0:38.1	Sharp. Scary. Animal. They only had like a real. and a human my cow sharp it's like the
0:38.9	scary animal
0:40.2	they only had like a really huge sharpie so they're writing the
0:43.4	cue cards like one word at a time
0:45.2	and somebody's dropping them
0:46.2	dude they're trying to make it sound dramatic each time sharp
0:50.9	savage thief didn't know where the sentence was going,
0:54.6	so it was just like inflecting everywhere.
0:57.5	Got to make them all count.
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