EP. 116: The Woman Of The Night Part 1

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	I think by now you probably realized that what I used to do on the radio was pretty wild, right?
0:04.0	Like it's way different than what we can get away with now. But this one, Lord of Mercy,
0:08.8	we're again, I don't mean to do like two kind of edgy shows back to back here but just go in me here
0:14.0	We had to try to pick up a woman of the night
0:18.0	We had to pick up a woman of the night, but for a good reason, you can decide today on the show.
0:26.0	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:30.0	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the
0:36.4	certified mama's boy podcast. But I'm not gonna say that on the air.
0:43.0	Well, we're already recording, so you might as well say it now.
0:46.0	No, no, no, no, I'm not saying it.
0:48.0	Mom, that's terrible.
0:50.0	No, just don't even.
0:52.0	Hang on. Hang on. No, let me come to your defense let me come to your defense okay we just started
0:58.9	I think there probably comes a point in some people's pet lives that they go through this too.
1:04.4	I don't think people are going to criticize you for this because I think that they're
1:08.0	going to understand what you're coming from.
1:09.7	Or you're going to think Nancy Gansy is the most insensitive bitch you've ever met in your whole entire life.
1:14.6	And I'm not sure which one.
1:16.4	I'm not the animal lover that I am.
1:19.4	Repeat back what you just said.
1:21.1	No.
1:22.0	Come on. No, I will not. It's Maggie's cat. No, it'll make her sad. No, no, no, but I'm telling you...
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