Ep 116. The House Shitter

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk monogamy, house shitting and the mums of this world who are prepared to phish out a condom stuck up their daughters friends minge. They read a story that should put anyone off the idea of every doing drugs and why it's alright to just acknowledge that sometimes shit happens. We all make mistakes and they can be more about a learning curve than they are about punishing ourselves over something that can't be changed. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
0:06.2	No topic is all the limit for these potty mouths found ones.
0:10.4	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
0:14.4	Bad saggitids and inner wards and ice cubes up your hoof.
0:18.7	No holes bartered.
0:22.9	Well I'm still eating biscuits mate I'm sorry.
0:24.8	Surprise, surprise!
0:26.4	Nora's eating!
0:27.6	We've started, we've got it!
0:30.4	I'm not eating right now but you were eating as well.
0:32.7	I know we've just had a little pre-record snack.
0:37.1	A little snacky please.
0:40.2	How is my favourite person in the whole entire world?
0:42.8	I'm okay because it's Monday and my children are here.
0:49.0	My kids are back at school nursery proper now full time.
0:52.0	I'm leaving back a week so I'm kind of...
0:56.6	No, don't talk to me about that.
0:58.6	I'm relaxing, that ain't too taxing.
1:01.6	I've been there mate a week, well not a week.
1:03.7	They went back on the Tuesday so it was four days not five.
1:07.1	What was your first day without them?
1:09.1	Did you just sort of like sit there in a coma?
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