Every now and again, I like to go visit a website called Every Day Feminism.

Because while feminists are as amusingly stupid as goldfish,

you're not allowed to keep them in a bowl of water on your desk.

Today at Every Day Feminism, we find an article called Five Simple Questions

that will help you avoid unintentional cultural appropriation.

Now, cultural appropriation is when a member of one culture uses or wears something

that is generally associated with another culture.

This is a very bad thing to do because it suggests that we're all children of God

sharing a small planet together and should be able to borrow interesting customs

and costumes from one another at will in a spirit of love and harmony.

Who wants that?

An example of cultural appropriation would be if a white girl wore dreadlocks

and said things like, I be a white girl, but I think dreads is the chanizle.

This would of course be cultural appropriation from blacks and would thus give a black girl

the right to beat the white girl up.

That would in turn be cultural appropriation from the Sicilians

who would then be allowed to bury the black girl in cement,

leaving the white girl for you to wear the dreadlocks.

Other examples of one culture group stealing something from a different culture group

would be an African using technology, a man using a woman's bathroom,

Mexicans using America, Muslims loving their neighbors as themselves,

and women acting rationally.

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