Hey everyone you're listening to heaving bosoms the podcast where two pals recap the plot of romance novels while loving, giggling,

learning, and gushing, or snarking as required.

Today let's start off with a Patreon shout out.

Nora are. You are a hippogriff.

You are a powerful half horse, half eagle flying creature that is immensely proud and incredibly

dangerous. You're extremely magical and majestic and you know your worth.

If someone doesn't treat you with respect, you will murder them with your razor sharp beaks and foot-long talons because they absolutely unequivocally deserve it.

So you prance around on land and soar through the sky. You shake your tail and your feathers and you keep

showing the world your power and majesty. We crave it. We want to bow down.

All right, we've got a treat for you.

Today, Aaron is joined by her friend and fellow Alaskan HB,

Karen to recap Blitzen's Fated Mait,

her favorite book in the whole wide world.

Here we go. How do you match your silhouette for the merch? Because I have a ponytail?

Yeah, could you believe that people couldn't figure out?

Most people got it.

Most people got it.

A lot of people did not.

And that shocked the hell out of me.

So I'm like, it's really off.

We actually took pictures where we were like in profile and we traced them

so that the artist would know.

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