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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 116: Bartender Search Pt 1

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We're not taking the search for the new Beer Joo lightly. He isn't gone forever, but it will be a long time. Today we are joined by 2 of the applicants, Paulina and Scott. Let us know what you think of them in the comments!

Mark Normand: http://marknormandcomedy.com/
Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/shows

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey folks, we might be drunk. Here we are. We're back. We're doing it. Beard you. What are you doing here?

0:13.8

Oh, I'm on the other side of the bar for once. Weird. Yeah, you know, it's a little strange. See my

0:18.7

glimug in front of the, in front of the camera this time and not just my ass while I'm delivering

0:23.2

drinks. Yeah. I've always wanted to put like an ad sign on there. Like you're right here.

0:28.6

Right. You're a huge butt billboard. You know, right. Yeah. Not a bad ideal. Charge 50 bucks. You put

0:34.0

your, you know, your law firm on his ass. Yeah. It depends how much you pay. We'll do like a

0:39.2

little tattoo over there too. Like a little tramp stamp. I'll hike up the shirt. That would be,

0:43.4

but we have to do a thong that episode. Yeah. Thong happens on one chic. Right. You know,

0:49.3

that'd be a great reveal. You, you know, got a black shirt on. You come out full. That's

0:53.7

pointless. There we go. Yeah. Like what, what realty? What the hell is that?

0:58.9

Crack realty. Yeah. There it is. Well, we have a guest bartender today, which is exciting. So,

1:04.8

so beer juice going away for a while. And if you've been following the Patreon, you know,

1:08.4

that we have been taking submissions for people. Yes. And we're joined by Paulina. Paulina.

1:16.7

What's shaking? Not much. I'm giving her the shot to see if you guys like. What are we,

1:22.5

what are we looking at? Well, I was told to make a paper plane. A Manhattan. And I will be making

1:32.0

a mezcal negroni. Is that that's your special? That is my special. Yeah.

1:40.3

That's my special. Welcome, Paulina. Thank you. Thank you.

1:44.1

Paulina, what's your favorite atel bit? Oh, come on. Don't do it. My favorite way. David

1:49.1

tell it. Um, I don't know. All right. I'm sorry. Oh, I don't think that's normal.

1:55.8

Tell them. I was trying to throw a wrench in the fucking wheels here. Why don't you give her a

1:59.7

second? Let her get comfortable. There's a little pad behind that right there. A second to go. Can you

2:03.8

let her get comfy? That's the room. Yeah. I took the air out that filter room. Yeah. I'm going to

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