Executives at Disney are deeply puzzled over why yet another of their big budget franchise films has flopped at the box office.

No one has yet been able to discover the reason for last weekend's utter failure of Girl Boss Marvels 2, this time

were in your face, Penis Man, starring much in demand actress Shrilly Crow Call and some black

girl and a Hispanic girl girl no one really cares which

least of all the people who hire them.

Made it a cost of over 200 million dollars the movie had an opening weekend

Reminicent of a bad day in Nagasaki, earning approximately $17.35,

but only after studio heads collected and redeemed the soda cans that had been thrown at the screen

by people on their way to see something more entertaining,

like bread mold or that crazy guy outside the theater who's catatonic for half an hour at a time

and then suddenly starts shrieking incomprehensible nonsense and then drops his pants and plants crap in front of everyone.

So he's kind of like a Disney film except you can watch him for free.

Until Disney execs can figure out what is going wrong. They've decided to suspend the release

of other big budget Marvel pictures starring promising new superheroes like Captain Groomer and Iron Pants.

Even a live action remake of a beloved cartoon classic, Snow Brown, and the seven

ambiguously handicapped and excluded persons of color originally scheduled

for Christmas release was sent back into production after the star Rachel

Harrodin gave a promotional interview that was not as well received as the studio

had hoped. Ms Harrodin told reporters quote, this is not going to be a film for people who like snow whiteness

or think singing dwarves are somehow charming or who want to see some creep sneak up and

kiss a sleeping girl without first getting her consent. If that's your idea of fun, we're going to

shove this remake down your throat until you choke on it, and if you're not willing to

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