In difficult times like these, I think it's important for supporters of Israel and the Jews

to try to reach out and find common ground with Satan.

And sure I know that Satan's on a mission to poison the heart of humankind

until we devolve into a frenzy, demonic orgy of blood, mad, butchery and self-destruction,

but he's not all bad.

I guess actually he is all bad, that's kind of his brand, isn't it?

So those of us in a state of humble repentance struggling toward the light of God

and those in a state of demonic butchery and self-destruction

should try to forge a two-state solution so that some people can continue

and useful work in uncertain decency while others murder them on nots.

After all, didn't Jesus say if a man should come into your home

and slaughter your children and rape your women over your dead body,

you should declare a ceasefire to give him time to celebrate his vicious enormity

so he can make plans to do even worse?

Okay, maybe those were Jesus' exact words, but I'm sure he would have said that

if he thought of it because if there's one thing we know about Jesus

it's that he was a really, really nice guy.

So we should try to understand when someone like Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib

voices thinly veiled support for the massacre of innocence,

even though we may find her idea is difficult to understand

because while she was speaking the blood of martyred children

rushed out of her mouth between her fangs while she transformed before our eyes

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