Ladies, you are the bullconners of the bathroom.

So says Attorney General Loretta Lynch, who, by her own standard, may or may not be a woman,

depending on how she feels like right now, she explained on Monday.

The North Carolina law giving businesses the liberty to maintain sex-specific bathrooms across the state

was, in fact, a violation of federal law.

So Lynch says the law constitutes discrimination.

It's discrimination now.

Under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, discrimination on the basis of sex.

Yes, that's precisely what the Civil Rights Act creators thought when they wrote it,

that men had to be protected from women who insisted that men

were men and who objected to seeing penises in ladies' restrooms. Lynch said, quote, this is not the

first time we have seen discriminatory responses to historic moments of progress for our nation.

We saw it in the Jim Crow laws that followed the emancipation proclamation. We saw it in the fierce and widespread

resistance to Brown versus Board of Education, and we saw it in the proliferation of state bans on

same-sex marriage that were intended to stifle any hope that gay and lesbian Americans might one

day be afforded the right to marry. And this is insulting and it's stupid, but it's really insulting to actual women.

So as I mentioned yesterday, on Saturday, I watched my wife give birth. You have to be crazy,

fully insane, out of your freaking gourd to believe that Caitlin Jenner and my wife belong to the same

sex.

Honestly God, small children, like tiny children, like my two-year-old, understand this.

The federal government doesn't, and the federal government wants you to relearn everything that you've known since you were two because they're disgusting and terrible.

The left used to deny, by the way, that gender-neutral bathrooms were on the docket.

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