Hey, H.B.S. You're listening to Heaving Busoms. The podcast for two pals recap the plot of romance novels while swooning, giggling, and relating with the text.

This is a romance-loving zone.

Let's start by shouting out one of our esteemed patrons.

Carry A. You are a Grapphorn,

a humpback purple creature with golden horns that is native to the mountains of Europe.

You're known for your toughness. Nobody defeats a grapphorn, not even a dragon,

because your skin is so thick it repels dragon fire and spells.

You also have a mouth full of tentacles that is pretty good for finding snacks and when you combine that mouth with your sexy

sexy brain very good at besting anyone in an argument so you keep being a

fucking badass because that phrase was pretty much invented for you.

And now we have such a fun treat Tiffany Rice came on heaving bosoms.

I, Melody, got to talk to living legend Tiffany Rice about her favorite historical romance novel and it's basically a Christmas miracle.

Happy holidays to us, H.B. Here we go. Go! Hey Tiffany is so excited. I'm so excited to have you here. It's very good to be on the bosoms.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you were, I think, our first author engagement.

It was crazy.

You should see the absolutely bananas text between Aaron and I. I wish I could or maybe I shouldn't.

That might. No it's mostly just a screenshot of when you followed us on Instagram, circled in

a highlighter and like way too many emoges being like what's happening

to us.

Well that was your we were sucking you into the romance community,

dragging and screaming whether you wanted us or not.

I should have asked for consent first,

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